Reblog with a false stereotype about where you live. →
CANADA: We live in igloos, ride polar bears to school and drink maple syrup.TEXAS: I ride a horse to school.
NEWYORK: Everyones ghetto.
OHIO: Everyone loves to farm.
NEW JERSEY: I’m a guidette.
New York: I live in NYC.
California: I’ve met a celebrity.
Florida: i go to the beach every weekend.
CONNECTICUT: Im rich and preppy.
Maryland: All we do is eat crabs and go sailing.
Washington: We all drink coffee, eat apples, and wear Birkenstocks.
Illinois: Everyone is a democrat and we’re all corrupt.
Hawaii: We all in grass shacks and surf to school.
CALIFORNIA: We’re all tan, blonde, and never wear anything warmer than Rainbows and shorts.
^ but that’s true. what are you talking about?!
AUSTRIA: We live on mountains, singing folk songs and run around in dirndeln and leather pants
MASSACHUSETTS: I’m a preppy rich bitch.
AUSTRALIA: I ride my kangaroo to school, and I say g’day to everyone I see!