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falloutboyslepthere:

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goodbyefascination:

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petitebelmont:

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orangejessica:

youfillmylifewithlove:

mirandaeileen:

kosherpiggy:

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ohhaiimackenzie:

TEXAS: I ride a horse to school.

NEWYORK: Everyones ghetto.

OHIO: Everyone loves to farm.

 NEW JERSEY: I’m a guidette.

New York: I live in NYC.

California: I’ve met a celebrity.

Florida: i go to the beach every weekend.

CONNECTICUT: Im rich and preppy.

Maryland: All we do is eat crabs and go sailing.

Washington: We all drink coffee, eat apples, and wear Birkenstocks.

Illinois: Everyone is a democrat and we’re all corrupt.

Hawaii: We all in grass shacks and surf to school.

CALIFORNIA: We’re all tan, blonde, and never wear anything warmer than Rainbows and shorts.

CANADA: We live in igloos, ride polar bears to school and drink maple syrup.

^ but that’s true. what are you talking about?!

AUSTRIA: We live on mountains, singing folk songs and run around in dirndeln and leather pants

MASSACHUSETTS: I’m a preppy rich bitch.

AUSTRALIA: I ride my kangaroo to school, and I say g’day to everyone I see!

9/18 00:17 - morticiamanson - 11,451 notes

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  1. tehbombdotcom reblogged this from prettyfreakinscary and added:
    Indiana .. “Wait, what the fuck is Indiana? Is that like a subdivision?”
  2. prettyfreakinscary reblogged this from badly-drawn and added:
    Indiana….wait where the fuck is Indiana?
  3. rum-and-raspberries reblogged this from ehryel
  4. the-saint-jimmy reblogged this from unfragile
  5. ninetailedfoxspirit reblogged this from morticiamanson and added:
    AUSTRALIA: I ride my kangaroo to school, and I say g’day to everyone I see!
  6. morticiamanson reblogged this from ripmikeywayspenis and added:
    MASSACHUSETTS: I’m a preppy rich bitch.
  7. artemis-devotee reblogged this from ehryel
  8. daenerthedanish reblogged this from ehryel
  9. perfectionincarnate reblogged this from catchtheearofthedesperate and added:
    California- I’m blond...every other word out of my pretty, pink lips is ‘like’, ‘oh my...
  10. thes0cialite reblogged this from you-shinebrighter and added:
    warm… In Canada:
  11. you-shinebrighter reblogged this from ehryel and added:
    Vancouver: we’re a bunch of pot-heads, and no class riot-ers.
  12. ravencat reblogged this from introspectiveillumination and added:
    California: We all live on the beach and surf, and can’t go five feet without running into a celebrity.
  13. ducklingmustard reblogged this from tophats and added:
    aww mate, don’t forget
  14. tophats reblogged this from ikebukuuro and added:
    I use a Kangaroo (called Skippy) to get me places, all I live...is Vegemite, I live...
  15. freshcuppatea reblogged this from louboutinsandglitter and added:
    CANADA: We all live in igloos, ride on polar bears, play hockey, and eat bacon and maple syrup for breakfast
  16. skyxxsky reblogged this from my-dearestallie and added:
    Kansas: Our entire state is flat and we all wear cowboy boots
  17. whatsupwithyourface reblogged this from my-dearestallie and added:
    Texas: We all say “ya’ll” and are considered gramatically inccorect. We’re ALWAYS in fucking western get up gear. And we...
  18. teethonedgee reblogged this from louboutinsandglitter and added:
    LAS VEGAS: Everyone lives in Hotels//Casinos.
  19. fluorescentadolescent-1 reblogged this from louboutinsandglitter and added:
    all women are prostitutes, everyone drinks and has sex and goes to bars all the time.
  20. anndefinedme reblogged this from louboutinsandglitter and added:
    PHILIPPINES: We are all flat-n0sed, and we eat plenty of rice for breakfast, lunch and dinner. (^_^)
  21. chachach3rry reblogged this from rachel-fong and added:
    Kuwait: WE are filthy rich and we have women as sex slaves
  22. nomnomnomaste reblogged this from rachel-fong and added:
    I ride a horse to school.
  23. rachel-fong reblogged this from louboutinsandglitter and added:
    Malaysia: Apparently we live in trees.
  24. my-dearestallie reblogged this from louboutinsandglitter and added:
    The Netherlands: we wear clogs instead of shoes
  25. louboutinsandglitter reblogged this from youllbemysomethingelse and added:
    AUSTRALIA: WE RIDE KANGAROOS INSTEAD OF CARS
  26. aohatsu reblogged this from ehryel and added:
    Washington: We all love coffee.
  27. so-wrong-its-reckless-and-brave reblogged this from juwlie and added:
    Dundee, Scotland: We’re all ginger, eat haggis and are teenage parents.
  28. holdyourseatbeltsgayboys reblogged this from skinnymaybeplease and added:
    Holland: I live next to cows and wear clogs.
  29. ifrollophile reblogged this from ehryel and added:
    Pennsylvania: We’re all hicks and farmers
  30. mrscandyv reblogged this from clarityinst3reo and added:
    Laredo, Texas: Its a Zeta/Drug Cartel War zone. I beg to differ.